- Alien Still Hasn't Gotten Around to Listening to Whole Voyager Golden Record
- MIB3 Plot 'Leeked': Will Smith Goes Back in Time to Stop Production of MIB2
- TED: Ideas Worth Censoring
- Maximum Strength Placebo Available Without a Prescription
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Milton Waddams Indicted for Embezzlement, Arson
- Tanning Mom to Do Playboy
- Honey 'Not So' Cheerios
- UK Man Won Lottery, but Forgot to Buy Ticket
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Avengers Success Spurs Plans for Wendy & Marvin Movie
- Zuckerberg to Basically Live in Your House
- Casey Anthony Adopts Baby Vampire
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Apu Slams Ashton's Accent
Says he will no longer sell Popchips in the Kwik-E-Mart.
- Facebook Censoring 'Irrelevant or Inappropriate' Comments... (Fill in Obvious Punchline Here)
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Tupac Ressurection Tour Announced
- Jessica Simpson Gives Birth During Eighteenth Trimester
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A Letter from Mark Zuckerberg
- Online Comment-Writers to Get Own Internet
- Tens of Thousands Dead in Ongoing Africa
- A Sneak Peak at the Facebook Stock Certificate
- 15 Ways Your Mother Prevented You from Reaching Your 'Superstar Athlete' Potential
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Rejected Newsweek Cover
- Time Magazine's Sucky New Cover
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Time Magazine's 'got milf' Campaign Sparks Oedipal Outrage
- Underwear of Swedish Women 'Poses Greatest Threat to Airline Security'
- In the Lair of Genital Qaeda: Life in an Underwear Bomber Camp
- Colombian Prostitute: 'Secret Service Agents Were Better Under Clinton'
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Fisherman Finds Bin Laden's Body in Belly of Shark
- Maryland Prostitute Offers to Buy Former Secret Service Agent's Home for $800
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Edvard Munkee's "The Screech" Sells for $1.19
- Psychic Offended By Joke That Hasn't Been Written Yet
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GOP Proposes New Women's Health Initiative: 'Unplanned Parenthood'
- Romney Calls to Congratulate Obama After Dubya Endorsement
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TSA Finally Pats Down Its First Terrorist
- Romney Asks Nation to Decide What He Should Believe In
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Romney Tries Using 'Clinton Tactic' to Upstage Obama Over Gay Marriage
“When I was in college I experimented with homosexuality a time or two — and didn’t like it — and didn’t swallow and never tried it again.” Developing…
- Bachmann Granted Citizenship in Switzerland, Refuses to Return to Home Planet
- Romney: 'I Support Interracial Marriage'
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Obama Comes Out in Support of Same-Sex Massage... err, Marriage
Apologizes for slip. Blames it on the Travolta scandal.
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North Carolina Would Like to Remind Everyone That You Can Still Legally Marry Your First Cousin
But not if they’re the same gender. That would be gross.
- Bin Laden Papers Reveal Dozens of TV Show Reviews
- Obama Announces 'Rob the Rich' Initiative
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Romney Pays Surprise Visit to Caymans
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Gingrich Drops Out to Spend More Time With His Creditors
- Gingrich Drops Out of Race After Romney Offers Moon Ambassadorship
- Romney Racking Up 'Indifferendorsements'
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